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• Thal's Law: For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
• Howe's Law Every man has a scheme that will not work.
• Behind every successful man is an amazed mother-in-law.
• For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision. -- Thal's Law
• This is the Leprechaun Law: every purse has a price.
• The trouble with Congress is every time they make a law, it's a joke, and every time they make a joke, it's a law!
  -- Will Roge...
• With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law
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