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• Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. -- Benjamin Frankli
• Pardo's Postulates 1) Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
  2) The three faithful things in life are money, a dog, and an old woman....
• All would live long; but none would be old. -- Benjamin Frankli
• Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely. -- Benjamin Frankli
• Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late. Benjamin Frankli
• Every man desires to live long; but no man would be old.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) "Thoughts on Various Subjects" (1706)...
• The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money. -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)