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• Life is a disease; and the only difference between one another is the stage of the disease at which he lives.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire.
  The other is to get it. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
• The worst cliques are those which consist of one man. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
• Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. -- George Bernard Shaw
• A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing. -- George Bernard Shaw
• Why should we take advice on sex from the Pope.
  If he knows anything, he shouldn't -- George Bernard Shaw...
• This is the true joy in life, being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one
  being a force of nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy....
• Do you know what a pessimist is? A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw ...