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• The bigger they are, the faster I run. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I grew up Catholic. Then I grew up. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Faith is not genetic. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I collect opinions like ships collect barnacles. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I didn't mean to do that on purpose. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I gave up believing in God for Lent. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I like mixing leisure with pleasure. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• When something is wrong with the river, I will not blame the rock.
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• Jesus never carried a gun -- they hadn't been invented yet.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...