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• Satan can counterfeit a burning feeling, but he cannot counterfeit a good feeling.
  -- Mark E. Peterse...
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
• i'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
  -- e. e. cumming...
• Are we to mark this day with a white or a black stone?
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iii, Chap. x...