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• cookie file n. A collection of fortune cookies in a format that facilitates retrieval by a fortune program.
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• This fortune cookie is property of Fortune Cookies, Inc.
• Our judgment can be no better than our information.
• Why are Chinese fortune cookies written in English?
• My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. -- Ashleigh Brillia
• Astrology is a crock. Fortune cookies, on the other hand, are usually right.
• Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. -- Edward Abbey