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• TIPS FOR PERFORMERS: Playing cards have the top half upside-down to help cheaters.
  There are a finite number of jokes in the universe....
• Idiot-Proofing assumes a finite number of idiots.
• For those who didn't make it to page 249 of "The Anthropic Cosmological Principle" by John Barrow and Frank Tiple
  I quote "In a randomly infinite Universe, any event occurring here and now with finite probability must be occurring simultaneously at an infinite number of other sites in the Universe....
• How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A finite number F. One to change it and F-1 to act in a stereotypical manner according to the part they're playing....
• To Walter Cronkite)
• Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof by intimidation)
  Horses have an even number of legs. Behind they have two legs, and in front they have fore-legs....
• YOGA: Exit Finite-State Mode