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• Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.
  -- Mark Twai...
• The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
• The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.
  -- Sam Levenson The problem with America is that the average person always thinks she is above average....
• A man is average when he can see the other man's faul
  he becomes above average only when he can also see his own....
• The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.
  -- Ladies' Home Journal...