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• Sentence first -- verdict afterwards. -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
• The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland...
• Do cats eat bats? Do bats eat cats? -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
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  -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland...
• What is the use of a book without pictures or conversations?
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• You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before, And make errors few people could bea
  You complain about everyone's English but yours -- Do you really think this is quite fair?...
• You are old, Father William," the young man said, "All your papers these days look the same
  Those William's would be better unread -- Do these facts never fill you with shame?...
• You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose That your eye was as steady as eve
  Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -- What made you so awfully clever?...