The Professional Wizard, It Is Said, Should Always Watch His Hands.

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The professional wizard, it is said, should always watch his hands.
Actually, the truly professional wizard should watch a great many other things
as well, including the reactions of his audience, the door or window that
constitutes the nearest exit, and, perhaps most important, the constantly
fluctuating interest rates on his retirement account in the First Bank of
Vushta.
-- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Vol. VI

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