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• In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show, there was a priest in the elevator.
  I hope you're not offended by this--I'd tell a story about a rabbi but it doesn't fit, and neither did the rabbi and they finally threw him out of the synagogue....
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• Some guy came running in the other night and said, "Somebody stole my car!
  I said, "Did you see him?" He said, "No, but I got his license plate." -- Bill Barne...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Joe and Willie were partners in the fur business, and they agreed that whichever one died fi
  he other would place one thousand dollars in the coffin of the deceased to cover whatever expenses came up in the next world....
• What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn? He threw some nails down on the counter and asked, "Can you put me up for the night?
• Due to a very strange accident involving a irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and some rubber bands, (which was very strange indeed.
  Many who tried to imitate it ended up looking very silly or dead or both) Wogon Zarniwoop has become immortal....
• Did you hear about the little boy that found a fifty cent piece, so he went home for some money.
• Well I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five, The headline screamed that I was still alive, I couldn't understand it, I thought I died last night.
  I dreamed I'd been in a border town, In a little cantina that the boys had found, I was desperate to dance, just to dig the local sounds....