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• Network is a network. Computer is a computer.
• Microsoft seems to have gotten a lot of mileage out of the C2 rating for NT with no network connection.
  I wonder if a B3 rating for Linux with no power cord might be of value....
• meltdown, network n. See network meltdown.
• Network failure - call NBC
• Network - the occupation of a fisherman.
• Technician in search of a network....
• A plumber is needed, the network drain is clogged
• Connections! Working for a Bruzzi Free Network!
• Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulhu.