The Person Who Told Me That By Starting At The Bottom There Was No Way For Me To Go But Up Had Unfortunately Forgotten That Sideways Is Still A Direction You Can Go And Go And Go.

The Person Who Told Me That By Starting At The Bottom There Was No Way For Me To Go But Up Had Unfortunately Forgotten That Sideways Is Still A Direction You Can Go And Go And Go.

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The person who told me that by starting at the bottom there was no way for
me to go but up had unfortunately forgotten that sideways is still a
direction you can go and go and go. I did.

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