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• The notion of a "record" is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card.
  -- Dennis M. Ritchie...
• The notion of a "record" is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card.
  -- D.M. Ritchie...
• CC -G -A -Z HELLO.C GOODBYE.C ABBEY.C ROAD.C -- Dennis M. Ritchie
• Quote #148 "C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success." -- Dennis M. Ritchie.
• A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do.
  -- Dennis M. Ritchie...
• As in certain cults it is possible to kill a process if you know its true name.
  -- Ken Thompson and Dennis M. Ritchie...