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• I know two kinds of audience only--one coughing and one not coughing. -- Arthur Schnabel
• Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with
  omething better than political opportunist slamming hate horseshit in the public park....
• No modern woman with a grain of sense ever sends little notes to an unmarried man -- not until she is married, anyway.
  -- Arthur Binstead...
• A semitone flat on the high notes.
• There are no wrong notes. -- Thelonious Monk
• When a piece gets difficult, makes faces. -- Arthur Schnabel (to Vladimir Horowitz)
• Every time I go to the board with these notes I write down something completely different.
• How many Indiana University "notes" users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Have you ever wondered why it's so dark in Bloomington?...
• If you can't keep up, take notes!