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• Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
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• Baxter's First Law Government intervention in the free market always leads to a lower national standard of living.
• A recession is what takes the wind out of your sales.
• There's no recession. I just LIKE being underemployed!