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  -- Theodore Roosevel...
• Marge: What's going on? Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.
  Marge: What conversation? Bart: [turns on a tape recorder] Tape...
• The six great gifts of an Irish girl are beauty, soft voice, sweet speech, wisdom, needlework, and chastity.
  -- Theodore Roosevelt (1907)...
• Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him.
  -- Charles DeGaulle...
• A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
• A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight ca
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• The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
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