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• PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
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• Did you hear about the cynical husband who says it's better to have loved and lost than to have loved and won.
• The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
• The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to work.
• The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office.
• Owner: So you kids fancy yourselves experts, eh? Ba
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