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• An elephant: a mouse built to government specifications. -- Lazarus Long
• Elephant, n: A mouse built to government specifications.
• A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
• An elephant is a mouse built to Mil-spec.
• Bagpipe - a flute built to government specs.
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• Armadillo: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.