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• Nothing made the horse so fat as the king's eye.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of the Training of Childre...
• Sysoping makes you fat.
• A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. --Will Roge
• Cross you heart, hope to die, Stick a needle in your eye, Jam a dagger in your thigh, Eat a horse manure pie!
  -- Bart, from The Simpso...
• The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid, stable business.
  -- John Steinbeck...
• Flaming enthusiasm, backed by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.
  -- Dale Carnegie (1888-1955)...
• A beautiful eye makes silence eloquent, a kind eye makes contradiction an assent, an enraged eye makes beauty deformed.
  This little member gives life to every part about u...
• That which is now a horse, even with a thought The rack dislimns, and makes it indistinct, As water is in water.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Antony and Cleopatra -- Act iv, Sc. 14...
• Kent: We'll watch Springfield's oldest man meet Springfield's fattest man.
  [caption reads, "Opposites attract?"] Homer: He's not so fat....