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• Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
  -- Aristotle...
• Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather. Van Houte
  Uh, how many of you have a house? [children raise their hands] Van Houte...
• Grandkids - God's reward for not strangling your own children.
• Your children need your presence more than your presents. Jesse Jackso
• If it is a known fact of record that your grand-father did not have any childre
  it is much more likely that your father did not have any children and it practically insures that you won't perhaps even could not have any children....
• To understand your parents' love, bear your own children. Chinese Proverb
• Insanity is hereditary, - You get it from your children.
• Having children will turn you into your parents.
• Children have more need of models than critics. -- Joseph Joube