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• What is your sex's earliest, latest care, Your heart's supreme ambition?
  To be fair. -- Lord Lyttleton (1709-1773) -- Advice to a Lady...
• Women, like princes, find few real friends. -- Lord Lyttleton (1709-1773) -- Advice to a Lady
• All are sacred to the Lord and Lady.
• A lover is a bottle of wine; a husband is a wine bottle.
• How much the wife is dearer than the bride. -- Lord Lyttleton (1709-1773) -- An Irregular Ode
• Where none admire, 't is useless to excel; Where none are beaux, 't is vain to be a belle.
  -- Lord Lyttleton (1709-1773) -- Soliloquy on a Beauty in the Country...
• None without hope e'er lov'd the brightest fair, But love can hope where reason would despair.
  -- Lord Lyttleton (1709-1773) -- Epigram...
• I am prepared for the fact that he may have lost some weight.
  Yes....and some _height_. -- Lady Farrow and Percy : Head...
• A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.