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• The Three Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
  2. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place....
• The boss may not always be right, but he's always the boss. -- Solomon Sho
• The wrong way always seems the more reasonable.
• Murphy's Law is always a good excuse. -- Solomon Sho
• Purity is almost always toxic. -- Solomon Sho
• The cat is always on the wrong side of the door. -- Solomon Sho
• Man has always assumed that he is more intelligent than dolphins because he has achieved so much -- the wheel
  New York, wars and so on -- while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time....
• The hard questions always have more than one right answer.
  The easy questions have no answers at all. That's the universe's way of keeping things balanced....
• It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem.
  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time....