1. After Designing A Routine To Go Around A Bug, The System Will Be Revised And The Bug Removed, Leaving You With A Useless Routine.

1. After Designing A Routine To Go Around A Bug, The System Will Be Revised And The Bug Removed, Leaving You With A Useless Routine.

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1. After designing a routine to go around a bug, the system will
be revised and the bug removed, leaving you with a useless
routine.
2. Efforts in improving a computers user friendliness often ends
up improving ones computer literacy
3. "Thats not a bug! Thats a FEATURE!"
-- Thoreau's Theories on Adaption

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Bug - when your computer tells you 2+2=TUESDAY you have a bug. See Feature.
KLUGE (kloodj) alt. KLUDGE [from the German kluge, clever] n.
1. A Rube Goldberg device in hard/software. 2. A clever programming trick used as a stopgap measure, and noted for being more efficient than clear....
1) A chocolate covered mouse. 2) A computer without a keyboard.
3) No bug report at all. -- Things more useful than an undocumented bug repo...
It's not a bug, it's our does-the-user-use-it feature.
Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature. -- T. John Wendel
Add a feature... Add a bug...
It's not a bug, it's not a feature, it's an ENHANCEMENT.
That's not a bug! it's a Free Enhanced Feature!
That's not a bug! it's an undocumented feature!