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• A bottle of sweat for every bottle of wine.
• Bottle 'o wine, fruit 'o the vine ...
• But she sure looks fine after a bottle of wine.
• Some wise-guy stuck a cork in the bottle!
  -- Homer struggles to open a wine bottle, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Of the sparkling wines, the most famous in Perth Pink.
  This is a bottle with a message in it and the message is 'beware....
• Squirming: Discomfort inflicted on young people by old people who see no irony in their gesture
  Karen died a thousand deaths as her father made a big show of tasting a recently manufactured bottle of wine before allowing it to be poured as the family sat in Steak Hut....
• Wait a second." --Jeanne-Antoinette Poisson Pompadour, Marquise d'Etoiles, mistress of Louis XV,1721-1764 (She used the final second to apply rouge to her cheeks.
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• Waiter: Would you care to select the wine? Bart: I'll do the honors.
  [takes the wine list, reads it] No, no, no, no!...