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• Your eyes are weary from reading buttons. You are sleepy.
  You agree with all my ideas. You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise....
• Squint as you approach me, lest you be blinded by my beauty.
• You can stop reading now, I've finished my message.
• How come all the buttons keep flying off my shirt?
• Thank you for reading this message!
• You are not reading this sentence.
• Is that really YOU that is reading this?
• You are standing on my toes.
• Are you out of my mind?