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• A one-eyed man is able to see, A lame man is able to tread.
  He treads on the tail of the tiger. The tiger bites the man....
• Well, there was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt great (yes, just like Tony the Tige
  GREAAAAAAT). Anyway, he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him...
• Well, there was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt great (yes, just like Tony the Tige
  GREAAAAAAT). Anyway, he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him...
• A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth.
• When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it spo
  when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it spo
  when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?
  Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand....
• He who rides a tiger cannot dismount.