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• She loves you.
• She thinks she loves you.
• Nature here was so lavish of her store, That she bestow'd until she had no more. -- Brow
• This morning I caught my wife in a lie ... I'm sitting there in the kitchen, having some coffee, biscuits, some jelly.
  About eleven-thirty my old lady came in, and her wig was amuss....
• When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.
  He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me....
• She loves you as much as she can (which isn't very much).
• In her first passion woman loves her lover, In all the others all she loves is love.
  -- George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don Jua...
• Did you hear about the nurse they thought had drowned until they found her under the doc.
• Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon.