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• Nobert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.
  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
• Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
  Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!...
• He who sits on the pinnacle of power is still sitting on his own backside
• Using this fantastically, diabolically anti-me language.
  .. let them just stay tuned in. -- President George Bush, on his China-policy critic...
• Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy! BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
  Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG...
• Miyazawa to Bush: 'Your dinner is on me!'
• Pardon me, but your Freudian slip is showing.
• Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
  "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean....
• ...his disciples lead him in; he just does the rest. -- Tommy