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• The chameleon may change its color, but it is the chameleon still. -- William Shakespeare
• You may be redneck... if you prefer car keys to Q-tips.
• Marge: Hey! Wh-what's going on?! [Fat Tony walks to the car, and tries to take the keys -- but they won't come off] Tony
  Is, uh, there a button or a release for these keys?...
• Waiting for the winds of change to sweep the clouds away.
  Waiting for the rainbow's end to cast its gold your way....
• The love of meat prevents any real change. -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X
• Car Capital Of The World: Mitch Ega
• Only had a couple beers; gimme my car keys. -- Famous Last Word
• Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
  -- P.J. O'Rourke...
• For still the world prevail'd, and its dread laugh, Which scarce the firm philosopher can scorn.
  -- James Thomson (1700-1748) -- The Seasons, Autumn, Line 233...