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• My future's so bright....I need a flashlight.
• The future is bright in affairs of the heart.
• Your future looks bright.
• I gotta me a lobotomy.
• I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
  -- E.B. White...
• As I have said before, I never had any large respect for good spelling.
  That is my feeling yet. Before the spelling-book came with its arbitrary forms, men unconsciously revealed shades of their characters, and also added enlightening shades of expression to what they wrote by their spelling, and so it is possible that the spelling-book has been a doubtful benevolence to us....
• I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Moe: Wanna play poker tonight? Joe: I can't. It's the kids' night out.
  Moe: So? Joe: I gotta stay home with the nurse....
• Marge: [holding up a headband] Mmm, honey, I don't think these clothes are us.
  Lisa: Who are they? Cletus: Hey, Brandine. [holds up a short shirt reading "Classy Lassy"] You can wear this shirt to work....