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• I always get the better when I argue alone. -- Oliver Goldsmith
• It is most dangerous nowadays for a husband to pay any attention to his wife in public.
  It always makes people think that he beats her when they're alone....
• Eternal sunshine settles on its head. -- Oliver Goldsmith
• Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. Oliver Goldsmith
• A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second
  with a husband it runs the other way. -- Honore de Balzac...
• I do not love a man who is zealous for nothing. -- Oliver Goldsmith
• A suspicious parent makes an artful child. -- Haliburto
• There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that the pst is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "An Ideal Husband" (1895)...
• A lover is a bottle of wine; a husband is a wine bottle.