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• BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• Look - up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
  No, it's a SCUD missile... -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• New toxic, ozone-depleting, environment un-friendly **FLAVOURED AIR** Now available from Nippon-Murdoch Pty Ltd -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• ABC - Association of Budget Culture -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• ALA - Australian League of Alcoholics -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• FFF - Fascist Fuckwits Federation -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA