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• Never promise more than you can perform. -- Publilius Syru
• Never promise more than you can perform. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 528
• If the test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.
  -- Troutman's Programming Postulate #1...
• magic cookie n. [Unix; common] 1. Something passed between routines or programs that enables the receiver to perform some operatio
  a capability ticket or opaque identifier. Especially used of small data objects that contain data encoded in a strange or intrinsically machine-dependent way....
• magic cookie: [UNIX] n. 1. Something passed between routines or programs that enables the receiver to perform some operatio
  a capability ticket or opaque identifier. Especially used of small data objects that contain data encoded in a strange or intrinsically machine-dependent way....
• When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly.
  -- Charles P. Boyle...
• Various people with suicidal tendencies can even integrate elliptic functions.
• Mathematicians do it with odd functions.
• Use library functions.