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• Now see here, guy! You're not dealing with any dumb two-bit trigger-pumping morons with low hairline
  little piggy eyes and no conversation, we're a couple of intelligent caring guys that you'd probably quite like if you met us socially!...
• I'm here to grovel before your wonderful Earth Alliance. <Londo&l
• You can go wrong by being skeptical as readily as by being too trusting. -- Lazarus Long
• You can go wrong by being too skepical as readily as by being too trusting.
  -- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei...
• >consult guide about Earth Mostly harmless. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Why not go mad? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• one of those most bizarre of mathematical concepts, a recipriversexcluson, a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything other than itself.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according to plan.
  Only twenty minutes ago he had decided he would go mad, and now here he was already chasing a Chesterfield sofa across the fields of prehistoric Earth....
• Living on earth is better than loafing around Hades.