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• Democracy, n: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
  -- Gerald Barry The difference between a Democracy and a Dictatorship is that in a Democracy you vote first and take orders late...
• Democracy can learn some things from Communism: for example, when a Communist politician is through, he is through.
• The difference between like and love is the same as the difference between a spit and a swallow.
• The difference between wife and mistress is the difference between night and day.
  -- Harry Hershfield...
• Software is the difference between hardware and reality.
• The difference between doing it and not doing it is doing it.
• The difference between 'parasite' and 'pet' is Marketing.
• There is a difference between art and life and that difference is readability. -- Marian Engel