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• In the Book of Galatians, we are told that whatever a man soweth, that also he will reap.
  This is the reason why so many breakfast foods now have oat bran in them....
• I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
  E.V. Luca...
• It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
  -- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)...
• The following appeared in a corporate planning memo at ABC Cereal Company, the makers of Better Bran cereal.
  "Sales of Better Bran have declined in recent years, for reasons that management has now identified....
• It has been noticed that coin laundries often attract people who appear to have made a life time profession of not using soap.
• The room you have just entered has a very stale smell in the air, like like it hasn't been disturbed for many many years.
  As you look around you you see that this used to be a treasury for an ancient civilization....
• Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.
• Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.
  Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday advertisements, and they will buy anything small enough to stuff into a shopping bag....
• Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.
  Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday advertisements, and they will buy anything small enough to stuff into a shopping bag....