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• The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce
• The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Book review by Ambrose Bierce.
• Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach.
  In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable...
• The words of the Foolish and those of the Wise Are not far apart in Discordian Eyes.
  -- HBT; The Book of Advise, 2:1...
• Her synapses are about |that| far apart.
• MORE, adj. The comparative degree of too much. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• TWICE, adv. Once too often. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Christian, n.: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
  One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin....
• Never judge a book by its cover.