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• My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. -- Errol Fly
• The following appeared in a memo from the economic minister of the small country Paucia.
  "Using a newly developed variety of seed, farmers in our neighboring country Abundia produced 80 percent more rice last year than in any previous year....
• We are fortunate to live in such interesting times, we have a ringside seat for the fall of western civilization, the only problem is that it is inside the ring.
  -- Robert A. Nelso...
• Farmers do it in the dirt.
• Farmers do it on a corn field.
• FARMERS plant it deep.
• Farmers spread it around.
• This is my security chief, Lt. Worf. I don't suppose security is much of a problem for you.
  -- Picard and Danilo O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
• A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral.
  The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling....