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• The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be.
  Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo....
• In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is.
  This is what makes America what it is. -- Gertrude Stein, The Geographical History of America....
• Americans are broad-minded people. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic
  a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive there's something wrong with him....
• Buffalo is not just the name of an animal.
• It's extremely hard to fold a Buffalo.
• Kid -- riding a buffalo is dangerous! Keep the change and buy yourself a gravity knife and some fireworks.
  -- Sound advice from THE BADGER...
• Rectum: Dang near killed him...
• This is a song called King Kong. Its about a giant gorilla who was living in the jungle and doing allright until some American's found him and thought that they would take him home with them.
  They brought the giant ape back to the United States and used him to make money....