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• There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine, said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.
  And yet just a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable question, said Nasrudin....
• There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine," said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.
  And yet just a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable question," said Nasrudin....
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• A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference between ignorance and apathy.
  The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered...
• It seems Mr. Watson has answered his own question. -- Seymour Cray
• mu /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....
• mu: /moo/ The correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?
  . Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her....