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• You are in a room containing what appears to be the ruins of an ancient ancient temple.
  On one wall is some writing. It appears to be part part of the Greek alphabet....
• Never reveal your best argument.
• I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
• Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spouse.
• Never let your willpower get the best of you.