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• SNIGLET. Definition of Accordionated: Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
• A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.
• NAVIGATOR-----<Spouse on a trip in the car, with road map in her lap.
• Take time to be friendly - it is the road to happiness.
• Earlier, I couldn't finish anything. This time, I wi
• A fierce wind blows the map out of your hands and rips the sail!
  you barely manage to make it to the island. You'd best do something . . ....
• Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry late
  for another thing, they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencke...
• CB: Consult Bozo