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• The Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is held ever year at San Jose State Univ.
  by Professor Scott Rice. It is held in memory of Edward George Earle Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873), a rather prolific and popular (in his time) novelist....
• I would advise anyone who wished to obtain a favor from a minister to approach him with a mournful air rather than a lighthearted one.
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• Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
• Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
• CONVERSATION: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
• Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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