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  -- Jim Joyce, owner of Jim Joyce's UNIX Bookstore...
• I've often gotten the feeling that the only people who have learned from computer assisted instruction are the authors.
  -- Ben Schneiderma...
• You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
  A pity that it's totally undeserved....
• Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
  -- Henry Spencer, University of Toronto Unix hack...
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  Speaker: Don "The Lion" Knuth ABSTRACT Several researchers at the University of Louisiana have been studying the computing power of various amphibians, frogs in particular....
• Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstei
• Marge: Homer, what's wrong? Homer: [pointing to the harmless doll] That doll tried to kill me!
  Bart: I'd say the pressure has finally gotten to Dad, but what pressure?...