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• A woman's life is a history of the affections. -- Washington Irving
• Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. -- Washington Irving
• They who drink beer will think beer. -- Washington Irving (1783-1859)
• Free-livers on a small scale, who are prodigal within the compass of a guinea.
  -- Washington Irving (1783-1859) -- The Stout Gentlema...
• Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them.
  -- Washington Irving...
• A sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.
  Washington Irving ['The Sketch Book', 1820]...
• With every exertion, the best of men can do but a moderate amount of good
  but it seems in the power of the most contemptible individual to do incalculable mischief....
• Some minds seem almost to create themselves, springing up under every disadvantage and working their solitary but irresistible way through a thousand obstacles.
  Washington Irving...
• Yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.