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• A joke is a very serious thing. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• Patience is sorrow's salve. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• Success is never final. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
• Brave thirst of fame his bosom warms. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
• Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it. -- Sir Winston Churchill