The above material was private and confidential, so you should not read it!

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• You will be tested on the above
  material...
• Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
  Thank you for your cooperation...
• If you can read this,
  thank a teacher...
• No one can put you down without your full
  cooperation...
• If you can read this,
  thank a computer technoweenie...
• I can read your mind,
  and you should be ashamed of yourself...