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• I have seen soldiers panic at the first sight of battle, and a wounded squire pulling arrows out from his wound to fight and save his dying horse.
  Nobility is not a birth right but is defined by one's action....
• Right, and I'm the Prince of Thieves. -- Famous Last Word
• Christopher Robin Hood: Steals from the rich, give to the Pooh.
• NEW YORK: Where men are men, sheeps enjoy it, and lepers laugh their heads off.
• We used to have a dog. He begged for scraps from the table, and by God, we fed him!
  Now we have a Spotless kitchen. -- Phyllis Dille...
• Parables of an incarcerated man: If Americans throw rice at weddings, do Chinese throw hot dogs?
  Was Robin Hood's mother know as Mother Hood? How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?...
• In which Pooh tells Christopher Robin to sod off
• Boughs are daily rifled By the gusty thieves, And the book of Nature Getteth short of leaves.
  -- Thomas Hood (1798-1845) -- The Seaso...
• I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.
  That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood. -- Daffy Duck, Robin Hood Daffy, [1958, Chuck Jones]...