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• Conservatives are good with English, but poor at math.
• The days of good English has went.
• Sorry, my English is not very good. No punt intended.
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• Why do so many "Christians" worship an English king?
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
  -- Ma Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)...
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
  -- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)...
• So far, so good, so what?